Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Scottish Knight Visits Deerfield

KOCH TRACK- In a surprise visit to the campus, the famous Scottish knight known as a Sir Malcom of Saint Augustine-by-the-Loch gave an insightful insight into life and it's meaning. The knight was in full battle armor and wiedled his 100-pound sword skillfully.
"Mur hath thee spoketh, for the lord hath darrow sayd, com withold younger menstral, FOR SCOTLAND!" He screamed to the top of his lungs and did summon his battle horse when he felt threatened by the Koch Center, which has been said to look like a dragon.
Sir Malcom then went on to joust againt fellow scot president-elect Will Thomas'09. Singlehandedly, with the help of Jason Jung'09 , his noble squire, Thomas took on the master swordsman with all his wit and intellect.
But, Sir Malcom summoned a spell of protection and the entire room was smitten by some unatural force.
It was a nice day

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