JOHN WILLIAMS- Several St. Paul's School debaters threatened the "Green Race" with a douse of arguments today. Their heckling was met with the fury of Matthew Lu '09, a prominent member of the "dajisa"(GSA) who stood up for his hongkong-ness by biting his finger at them.
Subsequently, Dan Piemont'07 unveiled his Captain Deerfield metal rod and made it all personal.
All the nerdy debaters were suddenly taken by the general insurrection.
Debaters grabbed at any object that had the potential of a weapon and wielded it for his won side. The tension that had been growing for several hours now came to a climax.
A grand battle raged, waged by the Deerfield Voluntary milita; as the Deerfield 4th Infantry Division was still on the Rock from last week's prank (see below for details).
Meanwhile, we interviewed Austin Pilotte '09, dressed as a European Gigolo.
"WE BEAT POWERS, Domination got dominated, enough said"
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