Friday, May 4, 2007

Monica Lewinsky To Run For Presidency

MONTICELLO- Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky annnounced today at the dedication of the new Koch Science Center that she will run for president of the United States as an independent.
The announcement comes at a critical point in the democratic and republican primaries where both parties are scrambling to appoint a candidate.
On campus, the annoucement stirred the usual controversy and skepticism from Deerfield students. Patrick Tiongson '09 from Redondo Beach, California, commented : " I think she's totally a great woman, totally built her life from bottom to top without totally taking crap from anyone, she'd be a totally sick president"
Meanwhile Deerfield braces itself for the coming months of political scandal and dueling.

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