Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Deerfield Academy founded 2007

BOSTON-Governor Sam Adams signed a charter today granting the construction of Deerfield Academy. According to Adams the school "will provide somewhere for the better more equal people to go..."
As Gov. Adams hurried out of the State house unto his four horsed coach, he was interpelled by one of our own reporters, however, the federalist governor would not answer any further questions regarding the school.
The school will supposedly house and educate the future white male elite of massachussets, but New York and Connecticut will undoubtedly send their own white males too.

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