Today, the Academy's Koch Science Center hosted the national homeless convention. It was an event that has been in planning for over six months and attracted hobos from all corners of the country.
"Being Homeless, much like being a doctor, is a noble profession" said Mazi Kazemi '09 upon being prompted on his thoughts about the convention. "they really deserve this convention, some have been begging for decades now."
Indeed, the National Hobo Association of America has strived to help the needy by stealing from the riches. They created a new stickball league in metropolises around the country, and hope that Hobos will be brought to the spotlight on a new reality show called "I'll buy you liquor for a dollar!"
Reginald "Re-Re" Thompson, 63, has been a hobo for over 54 years. He was kind enough to tell us his motives for attending the convention. He muttered: "Wal' thesee Walla Frooo abagogo,Nkome waza banga FREE FOOD!!"
The convention was started with the introductory speaker, Mr. Waddell, who brought his greyhounds on stage for effect. The crowd melted into tears as one of the greyhounds lay right next to a nearby Hobo.
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