When in Xanadu...On Monday at 7:30, several day students stopped at the local Dunkin Donuts outlet and found that someone had already bought the whole store out.
Meanwhile, several unruly seniors in black Escalades and convertible Thunderbirds brought the victuals to the Deerfield 4th Infantry Division positioned behind Pocumtuck Ridge. All the boys ate and vomited the donuts viciously.
The presence of the troops is a drain to the valley's food supplies and the pillaging that the 4th Infantry has been involved in has caused many farmers to re-locate to New York City.
Erica Belanger '09 gave her assessment of the situation: "Two little girls were crying, because Cyrus took all the donuts, I was on the verge of tears myself!"
Belanger, a 15-year old olmypic prospect started crying like a little girl subsequently, and ran away...no pun intended.
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