PRANK! ENTIRE SCHOOL SUSPENDED

SCAIFE II - As a result of Monday morning's prank, Headmaster Dr. Curtis decided that the whole school be placed on suspension. At the dismay of hard-line teachers and custodians, the students will not be able to learn for the next two weeks. As Greenwich resident Taylor Coe '09 pointed out: "It's awesome that Dr. Curtis is so in tune with the will of the students".

Indeed, several students rejoiced at the prospect of being suspended. The Strategic Planning Committee even decided to make one-time suspension of the whole school a tradition by 2008.
As Students marveled in euphoria at the surprise, Tom Burrow '10 and several others decided to march down Main Street to the river in order to make a statement.
Burrow commented: "We are truly happy; this is a day of bliss and eternal happiness."
The School will remain suspended until Parent's weekend when they will put up a horse and pony show.